Interesting People Will Rogers Quotes

Published on July 2nd, 2009 | by Yellow Magpie


Will Rogers Quotes: The Humourist’s Considerations

Will Rogers Quotes

Here is a choice selection of the best Will Rogers quotes.

‘Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.’

‘Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.’

‘Our foreign policy is an open book – a checkbook.’

‘The average citizen knows only too well that it makes no difference to him which side wins. He realizes that the Republican elephant and the Democratic donkey have come to resemble each other so closely that it is practically impossible to tell them apart; both of them make the same braying noise, and neither of them ever says anything. The only perceptible difference is that the elephant is somewhat the larger of the two.’

‘Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.’

‘Everybody says this here thing we’re involved in ain’t a real war. Congress says it ain’t a war. The President says it ain’t a war. ‘Course the guys over here getting shot at say it’s the best damned imitation they ever saw.’

‘The only problem with Boy Scouts is, there aren’t enough of them.’

Will Rogers Quotes In Cowboy Garb

Will Rogers Quotes In Cowboy Garb

‘I belong to no organized party, I’m a Democrat.’

‘Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back in.’

‘The income tax has made more liars out of Americans than golf.’

‘If stupidity got us in this mess, why can’t it get us out?’

‘Every guy just looks in his own pocket and then votes. And the funny part of it is that it’s the last year of an administration that counts. [A president] can have three bad ones and then wind up with everybody having money in the fourth, and the incumbent will win so far he needn’t even stay up to hear the returns. Conditions win elections, not speeches.’

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